125 Corny Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good

If you love a good laugh (or at least a chuckle), then you're in for a treat! We've compiled a list of 125 Corny Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good. These jokes might make you roll your eyes, but they’ll also surely bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re looking to break the ice at a party, entertain your kids, or just want to brighten your day, these corny jokes are here to save the day! Let’s dive in!

The Corny Joke Countdown

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
6. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
7. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
9. I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
11. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
12. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
13. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
14. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
21. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!
22. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
23. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
24. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
25. Why was the math teacher worried? Because he had too many problems!
26. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
27. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
28. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
29. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
30. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
31. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
32. Why did the golfer bring an extra ball? In case he got a hole in one!
33. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
34. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
35. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
36. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
37. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
38. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
39. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
40. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!
41. Why did the stadium get hot? All the fans left!
42. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
43. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
44. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
45. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
46. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
47. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
48. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
50. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
51. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
52. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
53. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
54. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
55. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
56. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
57. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
58. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
59. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
60. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
61. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
62. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
63. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
64. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
65. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
66. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
67. Why was the math teacher worried? Because he had too many problems!
68. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
69. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
70. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
71. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
72. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!
73. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
74. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
75. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
76. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
77. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
78. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
79. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
80. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
81. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
82. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
83. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
84. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
85. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
86. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
87. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
88. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
89. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
90. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
91. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
92. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
93. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
94. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
95. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
96. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
97. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
98. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
99. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
100. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
101. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
102. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
103. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
104. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
105. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
106. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
107. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
108. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
109. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
110. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
111. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
112. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
113. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
114. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
115. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
116. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
117. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
118. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
119. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
120. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
121. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
122. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
123. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
124. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
125. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed our collection of 125 Corny Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good! Whether you shared them with friends, family, or just kept them in your back pocket for a rainy day, we know they’ll bring some giggles and groans. Remember, laughter is the best medicine—so keep spreading joy with these corny gems! If you're looking for more humor, check out ItSoFunny for more laughs and inspiration!