125 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally NSFW (But Hilarious)

Get ready to laugh out loud with these 125 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally NSFW (But Hilarious)! Perfect for sharing with friends or just getting a good chuckle on your own, this collection is sure to keep you entertained. Whether you're at a party, hanging out with your significant other, or just need a little pick-me-up, these jokes are your ticket to a fun time. So, let's dive right in!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... of dirty thoughts!
2. I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space… and maybe a dirty magazine.
4. If you think I’m dirty now, you should see me in the shower!
5. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house… and he wanted to see what else was up there!
6. My girlfriend said she wanted to spice things up. So, I brought in some chili peppers… she didn’t mean that kind of spice!
7. What do you call a guy who’s really bad at dirty talk? A clean freak!
8. I asked my wife if she wanted to try some dirty talk. She said, “Only if you clean up afterward!”
9. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite drink? A dirty martini, of course!
10. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus… in a really dirty place!
11. My friend said he wanted to get rid of his dirty laundry. I told him to just throw it in the wash… and then we can air it out together!
12. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved… and shared some dirty secrets!
13. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom… where all the dirty stuff happens!
14. What did the dirt say to the grass? “If you’re not careful, you’re going to get a little dirty!”
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one… or a dirty one!
16. I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug… in a very dirty way!
17. What did the dirty sock say to the clean sock? “You’ll never know the thrill of a good mud fight!”
18. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… where the dirty jokes are!
19. My boyfriend told me he wanted to do something dirty. I said, “Like what? Clean the house?”
20. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite game? Hide and seek… but they always get found under the sheets!
21. Why do men like dirty jokes so much? Because they’re all about getting a rise out of someone!
22. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a pun? A double entendre!
23. Why did the girl bring a broom to the party? She wanted to sweep someone off their feet… in a dirty way!
24. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? “Ruff!” (And that’s pretty dirty!)
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems… and some of them were very dirty!
26. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it… and some dirt!
27. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! (And it wasn’t just the water that was dirty!)
28. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… even dirty jokes!
29. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a riddle? A filthy conundrum!
30. Why did the man get kicked out of the bar? He couldn’t stop telling dirty jokes!
31. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite flower? A dirty daisy!
32. Why was the broom late? It swept too close to the edge… and got all dirty!
33. What did one pencil say to the other? “You have a nice point… but you’re a bit dirty!”
34. Why do chickens make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a little too egg-cessive and dirty!
35. What did the banana say to the vibrator? “Why are you shaking? She’s not even going to eat you!”
36. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy… and a little dirty!
37. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut… but keep it clean!
38. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish… and a bit dirty!
39. What did the man say to the bartender? “I’ll have a drink, but only if it’s not too dirty!”
40. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her date? She heard the guy was on a whole new level… of dirty!
41. What’s a vampire’s favorite restaurant? A steakhouse… where the food is always a little bloody!
42. Why was the broom always tired? Because it swept too much dirt under the rug!
43. What do you call a dirty joke told by a pirate? A sea-cret!
44. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him… but he made plenty of dirty jokes!
45. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a tale? A filthy fable!
46. How do you organize a space party? You planet… but keep it a bit dirty!
47. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged… and the mug was dirty!
48. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a confession? A guilty pleasure!
49. Why did the man break up with his girlfriend? She was too clean for his dirty jokes!
50. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite dessert? A mud pie!
51. Why did the bear take a bath? To get rid of his dirty hair!
52. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! (That’s a bit dirty, isn’t it?)
53. Why did the broom get kicked out of the party? It swept too close to the edge… and got dirty!
54. What did the stamp say to the envelope? “Stick with me and we’ll go places… maybe even somewhere dirty!”
55. Why did the golf ball go to the party? It heard it was going to be a hole-in-one… and a little dirty!
56. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a love story? A romance novel!
57. Why did the man take a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house… and he wanted to get dirty!
58. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat and a little dirt!
59. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing… and it was a bit dirty!
60. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a classic? A timeless treasure!
61. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks for some dirty beats!
62. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it… and don’t forget the dirt!
63. Why did the man bring a towel to the party? He heard it was going to be a little dirty!
64. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a mystery? A whodunit!
65. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants… that were a bit dirty!
66. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine… and maybe some dirt!
67. Why did the guy bring a ladder to his date? He heard it was going to be a high-flying dirty time!
68. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite type of clothing? Anything that’s a little ripped and dirty!
69. Why did the man take a bath? He wanted to wash away his dirty thoughts!
70. What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner… where it gets a bit dirty!”
71. Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks… and keep it dirty!
72. What do you call a dirty joke told by a detective? A sleuth-er!
73. Why was the broom always tired? Because it swept too much dirt under the rug!
74. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite game? Twister, where everything gets a little messy!
75. Why did the dog sit on sandpaper? Because it wanted to feel a little rough… and dirty!
76. What did the man say to the bartender? “I’ll have a drink, but only if it’s not too dirty!”
77. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby… and a little dirty!
78. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a riddle? A filthy conundrum!
79. Why did the girl bring a broom to the party? She wanted to sweep someone off their feet… in a dirty way!
80. What do you call a dirty joke told by a pirate? A sea-cret!
81. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… even dirty jokes!
82. What did the dirty sock say to the clean sock? “You’ll never know the thrill of a good mud fight!”
83. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one… or a dirty one!
84. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite flower? A dirty daisy!
85. Why did the man break up with his girlfriend? She was too clean for his dirty jokes!
86. What’s a vampire’s favorite restaurant? A steakhouse… where the food is always a little bloody!
87. Why did the bear take a bath? To get rid of his dirty hair!
88. How do you organize a space party? You planet… but keep it a bit dirty!
89. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite dessert? A mud pie!
90. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… where the dirty jokes are!
91. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite drink? A dirty martini, of course!
92. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him… but he made plenty of dirty jokes!
93. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a confession? A guilty pleasure!
94. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing… and it was a bit dirty!
95. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a love story? A romance novel!
96. Why did the man take a bath? He wanted to wash away his dirty thoughts!
97. What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner… where it gets a bit dirty!”
98. Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks… and keep it dirty!
99. What do you call a dirty joke told by a detective? A sleuth-er!
100. Why was the broom always tired? Because it swept too much dirt under the rug!
101. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite game? Twister, where everything gets a little messy!
102. Why did the dog sit on sandpaper? Because it wanted to feel a little rough… and dirty!
103. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine… and maybe some dirt!
104. Why did the man bring a towel to the party? He heard it was going to be a little dirty!
105. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a classic? A timeless treasure!
106. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks for some dirty beats!
107. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it… and don’t forget the dirt!
108. Why did the guy bring a ladder to his date? He heard it was going to be a high-flying dirty time!
109. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite type of clothing? Anything that’s a little ripped and dirty!
110. Why did the man take a bath? He wanted to wash away his dirty thoughts!
111. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved… and shared some dirty secrets!
112. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus… in a really dirty place!
113. I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug… in a very dirty way!
114. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a riddle? A filthy conundrum!
115. Why did the man break up with his girlfriend? She was too clean for his dirty jokes!
116. What’s a dirty joke’s favorite flower? A dirty daisy!
117. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one… or a dirty one!
118. What do you call a dirty joke told by a pirate? A sea-cret!
119. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything… even dirty jokes!
120. What did one pencil say to the other? “You have a nice point… but you’re a bit dirty!”
121. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… where the dirty jokes are!
122. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine… and maybe some dirt!
123. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby… and a little dirty!
124. What do you call a dirty joke that’s also a classic? A timeless treasure!
125. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him… but he made plenty of dirty jokes!

There you have it! 125 Dirty Jokes That Are Totally NSFW (But Hilarious) for your enjoyment. Whether you’re sharing these with friends or keeping a few for your own amusement, don’t forget to keep it fun and playful. For more laughs, check out ItSoFunny for even more clever jokes and inspiration. Enjoy!