150 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Out Loud

Don’t miss these laugh-out-loud corny jokes that will make you cringe and giggle! Whether you’re looking for something to lighten the mood or just want to share a laugh with friends, this list of 150 corny jokes is sure to do the trick. Get ready to chuckle and groan as we dive into these punny delights!

1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

5. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

9. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

10. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

11. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!

12. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

13. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

14. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!

15. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

16. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!

17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

18. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!

19. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

21. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

22. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!

23. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

24. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!

25. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

26. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left!

27. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

28. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

29. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

30. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

31. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

32. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

33. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

34. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

35. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

36. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!

37. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!

38. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

39. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

40. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!

41. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

42. Why did the computer keep freezing? It left its Windows open!

43. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

44. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

46. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

47. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!

48. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

49. Why is it always so hot in the stadium? Because all the fans left!

50. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

51. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

52. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

53. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

54. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

55. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

56. How do you make a lemon stand? Take away its chair!

57. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!

58. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

59. Why did the bee get a promotion? Because he was a buzz leader!

60. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!

61. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

62. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!

63. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

64. Why did the computer go to the beach? It wanted to surf the net!

65. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

66. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

67. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!

68. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!

69. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!

70. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!

71. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

72. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

73. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

74. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

75. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!

76. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side!

77. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

78. Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was too much buffering!

79. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

80. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

81. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

82. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

83. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

84. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!

85. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!

86. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

87. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

88. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!

89. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

90. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

91. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

92. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

93. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

94. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

95. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

96. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

97. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

98. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

99. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

100. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!

101. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

102. Why did the computer go to the beach? It wanted to surf the net!

103. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

104. Why did the bee get a promotion? Because he was a buzz leader!

105. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!

106. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

107. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!

108. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!

109. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

110. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

111. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

112. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!

113. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!

114. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!

115. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!

116. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

117. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

118. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

119. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side!

120. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

121. Why did the computer break up with the internet? There was too much buffering!

122. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

123. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

124. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

125. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

126. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

127. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!

128. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!

129. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

130. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

131. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!

132. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

133. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

134. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

135. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

136. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!

137. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

138. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

139. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

140. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

141. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

142. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

143. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!

144. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

145. Why did the computer go to the beach? It wanted to surf the net!

146. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

147. Why did the bee get a promotion? Because he was a buzz leader!

148. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!

149. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

150. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!

There you have it—150 corny jokes that will make you cringe and laugh out loud! Share these with friends, family, or anyone who could use a good laugh. If you’re looking for even more clever jokes and humor, check out ItSoFunny for more inspiration. Happy joking!