130 Hilarious Dad Jokes to Make Everyone Laugh Out Loud

Don’t miss these 130 hilarious dad jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud! Dad jokes are legendary for their groan-worthy punchlines and charmingly corny humor. Whether you're sharing them at the dinner table, telling them to your kids, or using them to break the ice with friends, these jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter.

Get ready to enjoy a chuckle (or a cringe) with this list of dad jokes that will leave you in stitches!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

5. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

9. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

11. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

12. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

14. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

15. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

16. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

18. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!

19. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

20. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

21. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left!

22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

23. Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? He felt she was just too corny!

24. Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

25. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!

26. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

27. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin!

28. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

30. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

31. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

32. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

33. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!

34. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

35. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!

36. What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!

37. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

38. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

39. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

40. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

41. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!

42. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!

43. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

44. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

45. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!

46. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

47. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

48. Why did the broom get fired? It swept the floor!

49. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

50. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

51. Why can't you trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!

52. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!

53. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood!

54. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

55. What's brown and sticky? A stick!

56. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a byte!

57. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

58. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

59. How do trees access the internet? They log in!

60. What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

61. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!

62. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!

63. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

64. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

65. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

66. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

67. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

68. What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!

69. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

70. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!

71. Why did the cookie cry? Because it felt crumby!

72. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

73. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

74. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

75. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

76. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!

77. What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!

78. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

79. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!

80. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

81. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

82. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

83. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!

84. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

85. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

86. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

87. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

88. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

89. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!

90. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

91. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!

92. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!

93. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!

94. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

95. How do trees access the internet? They log in!

96. Why did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

97. Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

98. What's brown and sticky? A stick!

99. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

100. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

101. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

102. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

103. Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? He felt she was just too corny!

104. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!

105. Why did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

106. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!

107. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

108. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

109. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

110. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

111. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

112. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

113. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

114. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

115. What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

116. What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing, bananas can't talk!

117. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

118. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!

119. Why did the computer keep freezing? It left its Windows open!

120. What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!

121. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

122. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

123. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

124. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

125. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

126. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

127. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a byte!

128. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

129. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

130. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

There you have it, 130 hilarious dad jokes to make everyone laugh out loud! The next time you're in need of a quick laugh, just pull out one of these gems and share the joy. For more clever and funny content, don’t forget to check out ItSoFunny for more inspiration!