95 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Facepalm
95 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Facepalm
Don’t miss these 95 corny jokes that will make you laugh and facepalm! Whether you're looking to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or just want to get a good chuckle, these jokes are perfect for all occasions. Get ready to roll your eyes and giggle as we dive into this treasure trove of humor!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
3. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
6. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
9. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
10. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
12. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
13. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
14. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
15. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
16. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
17. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
18. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
19. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
20. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
22. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
23. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
24. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
25. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
26. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
27. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
28. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
29. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
30. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
31. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
32. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
33. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Because they work on many levels!
34. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left!
35. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
36. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
37. What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador!
38. Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
39. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
41. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
42. Why did the computer break up with the internet?
There was too much buffering!
43. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
44. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
45. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
46. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
47. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
48. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
49. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
50. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharp instruments!
51. Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the hole thing!
52. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
53. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
54. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
55. What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
56. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
57. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
58. What’s fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
59. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
60. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
61. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
62. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
63. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
64. What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder!
65. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
66. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
67. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
68. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
69. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
70. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
71. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
72. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
73. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
74. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
75. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
76. Why didn’t the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
77. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
78. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
79. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they always use honeycombs!
80. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
81. Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
82. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
83. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
84. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
85. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
86. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
87. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
88. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
89. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
90. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
91. What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
92. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
93. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
94. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
95. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
There you have it! 95 corny jokes that will make you laugh and facepalm. Keep these gems handy for your next gathering or whenever you need a quick joke to lighten the mood. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so share these with friends and family for an instant smile! If you're looking for more clever jokes and humorous content, check out ItSoFunny for endless inspiration.
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