90 Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Love Repeating – Get Ready to Laugh!
90 Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Love Repeating – Get Ready to Laugh!
Are you ready to dive into a world of giggles, smiles, and endless laughter? If so, you’re in for a treat! Here are 90 knock-knock jokes kids love repeating, guaranteed to bring smiles to faces of all ages. Gather your family, friends, or even your stuffed animals, and let’s get this laughter party started!
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
It’s just me, I’m not scary!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome for the joke!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate your birthday!
21. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
22. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
23. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, it’s cold out here!
24. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
25. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
26. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
27. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door!
28. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond you glad to see me?
29. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut disturb me while I’m laughing!
30. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bags, I’m ready to go!
31. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
32. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’m just a joke, don’t cry!
33. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came?
34. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me if you can!
36. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, it’s cold out here!
38. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
39. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
40. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke!
41. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
42. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
43. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
44. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
45. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
46. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
47. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
48. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash!
49. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
50. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
51. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, it’s cold out here!
52. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
53. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
54. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
55. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond you glad to see me?
56. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
57. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
58. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
60. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut disturb me while I’m laughing!
61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
62. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
63. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
64. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, it’s cold out here!
65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
66. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
It’s just me, I’m not scary!
67. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
68. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
69. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
70. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut disturb me while I’m laughing!
71. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me if you can!
72. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
73. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
74. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
75. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in, it’s cold out here!
76. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
77. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate your birthday!
78. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
79. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
80. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
81. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
82. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
83. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
84. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
85. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door!
86. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond you glad to see me?
87. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
88. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
89. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
90. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
There you have it! 90 Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Love Repeating that are sure to bring joy and laughter into your home. Whether you’re sharing them with friends or using them to lighten the mood, these jokes are perfect for all ages. So go ahead, share a laugh, and keep the fun going! And for even more lighthearted fun, check out the full list on ItSoFunny for more inspiration. Happy laughing!
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