85 Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Can’t Stop Laughing
85 Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Can’t Stop Laughing
Get ready for giggles with these 85 Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Can’t Stop Laughing! Whether you’re looking to entertain your little ones during a family gathering, or just need a quick burst of laughter, these knock-knock jokes are sure to tickle their funny bones. So, let’s dive right in and knock, knock our way to laughter!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Open up!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Control freak who?
Okay, now you say “Control freak who?”
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any better?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-berry.
Boo-berry who?
Don’t be sad, it’s just a joke!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce make a salad!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco 'bout a great day!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think this joke is funny?
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick it out, I have more jokes!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the door, let me in!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a good joke!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter late than never!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can help me?
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spencer.
Spencer who?
Spencer time with me, please!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger!
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin to worry about!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zebra crossing, watch out!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one for me!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kangaroo.
Kangaroo who?
Kangaroo the doorbell!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta sauce, I’m hungry!
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a great friend!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas let me in!
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sushi.
Sushi who?
Sushi me, I’m sorry!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Mango out with me!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you waiting for? Open the door!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Puff.
Puff who?
Puff the magic dragon!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, I'm mailing it to you!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake, let’s celebrate!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think this joke is funny?
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding on my shoes, let’s go!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cactus.
Cactus who?
Cactus makes me feel better!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pineapple.
Pineapple who?
Pineapple of my eye!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet you want to let me in?
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kettle.
Kettle who?
Kettle you can hear me knocking?
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Socks.
Socks who?
Socks you later!
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin to worry about!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, I’m hungry!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick it out, I have more jokes!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Mango out with me!
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door!
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Open up!
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kangaroo.
Kangaroo who?
Kangaroo the doorbell!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
There you have it—85 Knock-Knock Jokes Kids Can’t Stop Laughing! Perfect for a family game night, a school talent show, or just to bring some laughs to your day. Share these with your friends and family, and watch the giggles ensue! For more fun and laughter, don’t forget to check out ItSoFunny for more hilarious content!
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