85 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe

Don’t miss these 85 corny jokes that will make you laugh and cringe! Whether you're looking to lighten the mood or just want a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face while also making you roll your eyes. Perfect for sharing with family and friends, these corny gems will have everyone giggling (or groaning) in no time. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the hilarity!

1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

3. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

4. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!

5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

6. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

7. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

9. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!

10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

12. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

14. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

15. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!

16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

18. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

19. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

21. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

22. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

23. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

24. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

25. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

26. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

27. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

29. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

30. Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers? Because they were acting odd!

31. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!

32. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!

33. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!

34. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!

35. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

36. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

37. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

38. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells!

39. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

40. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!

41. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

42. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

43. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

44. What do you call a sheep that can do math? A mathematician!

45. Why was the broom late? It swept in!

46. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

47. Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

48. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?

49. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels!

50. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

51. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

52. What do you call a dog that’s a magician? A labracadabrador!

53. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

54. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

55. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!

56. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

57. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

58. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!

59. Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!

60. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!

61. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

62. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

63. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

64. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

65. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!

66. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!

67. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

68. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

69. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!

70. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

71. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

72. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

73. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room!

74. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!

75. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

76. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!

77. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

78. What do you call a sheep that can do math? A mathemati-cool!

79. Why was the broom late? It swept in!

80. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

81. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!

82. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!

83. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

84. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left!

85. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

There you have it—85 Corny Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe! Feel free to share these jokes with friends, family, or even use them as icebreakers at your next gathering. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even if it comes with a side of cringe! For more fun and laughter, don’t forget to check out ItSoFunny for even more hilarious content!