100 Funny Jokes for Instant Mood Boost – Laugh Your Stress Away!

Need a laugh? You've come to the right place! Laughter is the best medicine, and with these 100 funny jokes for instant mood boost, you’ll be grinning from ear to ear. Whether you're at work, home, or hanging out with friends, these jokes are guaranteed to brighten your day. So, let's dive in and get those chuckles rolling!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

3. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

4. I used to play piano by ear,

but now I use my hands.

5. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

6. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

7. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

10. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

11. Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired!

12. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

13. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

14. What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

15. Why did the computer go to therapy?

It had too many bytes!

16. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

18. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

19. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

20. What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match!

21. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

22. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

23. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

24. What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

25. Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?

Because they were acting odd!

26. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

27. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

28. What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-tain!

29. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy!

30. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

31. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

32. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All of the fans left!

33. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

34. Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?

She was very high-maintenance!

35. Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt?

In case he gets a hole in one!

36. What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

37. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

38. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

39. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

Because they work on many levels!

40. Why did the picture go to jail?

It was framed!

41. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

42. Why did the bee get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

43. How does a skeleton call his friends?

On the tele-bone!

44. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out!

45. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

46. Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants!

47. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

48. Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mom was a wafer (away for) so long!

49. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?

The living room!

50. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All of the fans left!

51. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

52. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

53. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

54. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

55. What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m about to change!

56. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

57. Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!

58. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant!

59. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they are shellfish!

60. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?

Frostbite!

61. Why did the donut go to the dentist?

Because it had a cavity!

62. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

63. What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

64. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

65. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

66. Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

67. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

68. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!

69. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?

A receding hare-line!

70. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side!

71. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?

Sofishticated!

72. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

73. What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador!

74. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

75. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

76. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus!

77. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

78. Why did the music teacher go to jail?

Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!

79. Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mom was a wafer (away for) so long!

80. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

81. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

82. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

83. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

84. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

85. Why did the broom get a promotion?

Because it swept the floor!

86. What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

87. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

88. What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-tain!

89. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

90. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

91. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

92. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All of the fans left!

93. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

94. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose!

95. What’s green and has wheels?

Grass! I lied about the wheels.

96. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To talk to the other side!

97. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

98. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

99. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

100. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out!

There you have it—a complete list of 100 funny jokes for instant mood boost! Share these with friends, family, or even coworkers to spread some joy and laughter. Remember, laughter is contagious, so don’t hold back! For more fun and laughter, check out ItSoFunny for even more entertaining content. Enjoy the giggles!