70 Funny Jokes to Make a Zoom Meeting Fun – Laugh Together!

Zoom meetings can sometimes feel monotonous and a little too serious. Everyone's staring at their screens, and the awkward silences can drag on. So why not lighten the mood with some humor? Here are 70 funny jokes to make a Zoom meeting fun—don’t miss these laugh-out-loud moments!

1. Why did the computer go to therapy?

Because it had too many bytes!

2. What do you call a Zoom meeting with an alligator?

A snap chat!

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

4. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

6. What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

7. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

8. What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

12. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

13. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

14. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

15. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

16. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

17. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

18. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

19. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

20. Why did the computer break up with the internet?

There was too much buffering in their relationship!

21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

22. Why was the broom late?

It swept in!

23. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

24. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

25. Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

26. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

27. What do you call a factory that sells good products?

A satisfactory!

28. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

29. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All the fans left!

30. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

31. What did one plate say to another plate?

Lunch is on me!

32. Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open!

33. How do you know when a joke is a dad joke?

When it’s apparent!

34. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

35. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

36. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

37. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

38. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

39. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

40. How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall!

41. Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!

42. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain?

A drizzly bear!

43. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

44. What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain!

45. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with him!

46. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear!

47. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?

In case he got a hole in one!

48. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

49. Why did the man put his money in the blender?

Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!

50. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

51. Why did the computer keep freezing?

It left its Windows open!

52. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

53. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?

Frostbite!

54. Why did the baker go to therapy?

He kneaded it!

55. How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

By how much he is coffin!

56. What's a computer's favorite snack?

Microchips!

57. Why did the bee get a promotion?

Because he was buzzworthy!

58. What did the hamburger name its baby?

Patty!

59. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

60. How do you know if a cat is in a bad mood?

When it starts to hiss-terically!

61. What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?

The living room!

62. Why did the golfer bring a spare pair of socks?

In case he got a hole in one!

63. What do you call an alligator that loves to play cards?

A crocodile!

64. Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk!

65. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

66. Why did the belt go to jail?

For holding up a pair of pants!

67. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant!

68. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

69. How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With a netbook!

70. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

There you have it—70 funny jokes to make a Zoom meeting fun! Use these to break the ice, spark laughter, and ensure your next virtual gathering is anything but dull. For more laughs and fun ideas, don’t forget to check out ItSoFunny for inspiration!